It was a moonlit night in old Mexico   I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas.   Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl      You better come home, Speedy Gonzales   Away from tannery row   Stop alla your a-drinkin'   With that floozie named Flo      Come on home to your adobe   And slap some mud on the wall   The roof is leakin' like a strainer   There's loadsa roaches in the hall      Speedy Gonzales   Why don'tcha come home?   Speedy Gonzales   How come ya leave me all alone?      Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder   She needs some tortillas and chili peppers      Your doggy's gonna have a puppy   And we're runnin' outta coke   No enchiladas in the icebox   And the television's broke      I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt   I smelled some perfume in your ear   Well, if you're gonna keep on messin'   Don't bring your business back a-here      Speedy Gonzales   Why don'tcha come home?   Speedy Gonzales   How come ya leave me all alone?      Hey, Rosita-come quick, down at the canteena   They giving green stamps with tequila