Well I used to smile when I was a pup   Sailing down the Nile in china cup   With the recipe for a lovely day   Sticking out of my back pocket      But it wasn?t always such a pretty sight   ?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs   Till me made it up in the ballroom      Ballroom dancing made a man of me   One, two, three, four I just plain adore your   Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV   I got what I got, ballroom dancing big B.D.      Well I used to fly when I was a kid   And I didn?t cry if it hurt a bit   On a carpet ride to a foreign land   At the time of Davy Crockett      But it wasn?t always such a pretty sight   ?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs   Till me made it up in the ballroom      Ballroom dancing made a man of me   One, two, three, four, I just plain adore your   Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV   I got quiet a lot, ballroom dancing big B.D.      Ladies and Gentlemen, the band is ready   We are starting [Incomprehensible] in this competition   That's the cha, cha, cha      Well went so fast and we all grew up   Now the days that passed in the china cup   Are the memories of another day   And I wouldn?t want to knock it      Oh but, it wasn?t always such a pretty sight   ?Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs   Till me made it up in the ballroom      Ballroom dancing made a man of me   One, two, three, four, I just plain adore your   Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV   I got quite a lot from ballroom dancing big B.D.      Oh!