Written by Berry      Well, flying across the desert in a TWA   I saw a woman walking across the sand   She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay   To meet a brown eyed handsome man   Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man      Way back in history three thousand years   In fact ever since the world began   There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears   Over a brown eyed handsome man   A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man      Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass   She had the world in the palm of her hand   She lost both her arms in a wrestling match   To win a brown eyed handsome man   She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man      Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind   Between a doctor and a lawyer man   Her mother told her daughter go out   And find yourself a brown eyed handsome man   Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man      Well, a two, three the count with nobody home   He hit a high flyer into the stand   A rounded third he was headed for home   It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game   It was a brown eyed handsome man      It was a brown eyed handsome man