This is just our little memo   To remind you of my demo   Put in the mail a week ago   Haven't heard it on the radio      Good mornin', song seller   I suppose we've got it made   You're such a charmin' fellow   Why can't you get this record played   Record played, record played?      Got 2 sways, I stole from The Beatles   Had 'em sewed on with a magic needle   Now I can play like George and Ringo   Haven't heard it on the radio      Good mornin', song seller   I suppose we've got it made   You're such a charmin' fellow   Why can't you get this record played   Record played, record played?      Waitin' down for the devil, ah   I'm gonna make me a record deal   I'm gonna need me a real big wheel   Someone tell it to me, deal, now      Makin' the time that's push and shovin'   If you want me to, I'll sing about lovin'   Sing about it fast, sing about it slow   Wanna hear it on the radio      Good mornin', song seller   I suppose we've got it made   You're such a charmin' fellow   Why can't you get this record played   Record played, record played?