Makin' love underneath the bed   Shooting stars from a purple sky   I don't care how I do it   I'm the man on the flaming pie      Stick my tongue out and lick my nose   Tuck my shirt in and zip my fly   Go ahead, have a vision   I'm the man on the flaming pie      Everything I do has a simple explanation   When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation   I took my brains out and stretched 'em on a rack   Now I'm not so sure I'm gonna get 'em back      Cut my toes off to spite my feet   I don't know whether to laugh or cry   Never mind, check my rhythm   I'm the man on the flaming pie      I'm the man on the flaming pie   Now everything I do has a simple explanation   When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation   I took my brains out and stretched 'em on the rack