I hear them telling me that you're selling off the furniture   And even keep my personalized autographs   You might as well go all the way and sell your granny to the zoo   And while you're at it, may I go to my psychiatrist ?    He's making money out of making me laugh   But I don't mind , I wish that I could say the same about you   It seems to me that you've still got no values   Oh you know you're not so hot, no values   And I'll be glad if you went away again   No values . . . no values . . . no values at all      The city shark is at the dark and of the alleyway   You pays your money and you takes your choice   The artful dodger says he wants to pick a pocket or two   But you, you've taken up a place in high society   A personal friend of messrs rolls and royce   Got them all convinced that everything you say to them is true      It seems to me that you've still got no values   Oh you know you're not so hot, no values   You know you've got a lot, but no values   And I'd be glad if you went away again   No values . . . no values . . . no values at all      I like your wife's smile, I like her car   If I had your lifestyle, I wouldn't go far wrong   On the waters of life you row your boat   Into the strongest tide that you can find   On the darkest of nights we were two of a kind   We went through it all before the tide went out   And left us stranded on the shore   How was I to know   How was I to know      Well you ain't got no values   You know you think you're hot, no values   You know you've got a lot, but no values   And I'd be glad if you went away again   No values . . . no values . . . no values at all