Well, I was talking last night   Magneto and Titanium man   We were talking about you, babe   They said      You was involved in a robbery   That was due to happen   At a quarter to three   In the main street      I didn't believe them   Magneto and Titanium Man   But when the crimson dynamo   Finally assured me, well, I knew      You was involved in a robbery   That was due to happen   At a quarter to three   In the main street      So, we went out   Magneto and Titanium Man   And the crimson dynamo   Came along for the ride      We went to town with the library   And we swung all over that   Long, tall bank in the main street      Well, there she were and to my despair   She's a five-star criminal   Breaking the code      Magneto said, "Now, the time has come   To gather our forces and run?   Oh, no, this can't be so      And then it occurred to me   You couldn't be bad   Magneto was mad but Titanium too      And the crimson dynamo   They just couldn't cut it no more   You were the law      We went to town with the library   And we swung all over that   Long, tall bank in the main street      You know the one I mean?   Well, there she's were and to my despair   She's a five-star criminal   Breaking the code      Magneto said, "Now, the time has come   To gather our forces and run?   Oh, no, this can't be so      And then it occurred to me   You couldn't be bad   Magneto was mad, Titanium too      And the crimson dynamo   They just couldn't cut it no more   You were the law