Peter Griffin:    Nothing else has worked so far    So I'll wish upon a star    Wondrous dancing speck of light    I need a Jew       Lois makes me take the rap    Cause our checkbook looks like crap    Since I can't give her a slap    I need a Jew       Where to find    A Baum or Steen or Stein    To teach me how to whine and do    my taaaaaxesss...       Though by many they're abhored    Hebrew people I've adored    Even though they killed my Lord    I need a Jew       Max:    Hi, my name's Max Weinstein,    my car just broke down,    can I use you phone?       Peter:    Now my troubles are all through    I have a Jew!       Max:    Hey!