I would like to apologize for my friend, here   He hasn't been himself for a long, long time   From the beginning of his minding other people's did's and don'ts   He could excuse himself but he won't   And I'm sorry if we busted up your party      Yes, there was a girl in his life, and then some, then some   He was had by her and a good time by all   She was exactly half at fault he thought the other was his own   So only half the man has grown   And it's taking him sometime to get together      He was the first kid on his block to have one   And he wants to share it with you all of the time   He takes advantage of your kindness says he needs that just to live   He doesn't want you to forgive him   But he thinks you might if you have half a mind too      Yes, I think I would enjoy some coffee   I've had a lot to think in the past few days   And if I told you all the ways my friend and I were not to blame   You'd see yourself as just the same   So I think I'll wait and save that for the next time