Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I had to write this letter   To tell you how I came to meet her   She was sweet but I dated her sister   That's how I made my mistake and I can't forget her      I felt depressed till a friend of mine suggested   That I write to this address   So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness   It will persist, it will persist      Lonely boy looking for another   Lonely girl to love one another   Lonely hearts turn to each other   Lonely souls, lonely souls      Dear Lonely Boy, I doubt if my reply will bring much joy   It seems from your letter that you lied   Or strongly implied that you were satisfied   To take her sister by your side      I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness   So at best all I can suggest   Is that you resist and you put an end   To such thoughts of silliness      Lonely boy looking for another   Lonely girl to love one another   Lonely hearts turn to each other   Lonely souls      Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems   You're the only one I know that can solve them   I love a girl but I'm dating her sister   And if I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her      Dear Lonely Girl, I doubt if this reply will bring much joy   But you must not trust this boy   You must not lust this boy   Resist and do not kiss this boy      Lonely boy looking for another   Lonely girl to love one another   Lonely hearts turn to each other   Lonely souls, like an lonely souls      Lonely boy, I'm writing   Lonely girl looking for a lonely girl   Lonely hearts, I'm lonely   Lonely souls      Lonely boy   Lonely girl   Lonely hearts   Lonely souls      Lonely boy   Lonely girl   Lonely hearts   Lonely souls      Lonely boy   Lonely girl   Lonely hearts   Lonely souls      Lonely boy   Lonely girl   Lonely hearts   Lonely souls