Well, operator, operator, help me please   We get a war goin' on, we can't get no peace   We're either screamin' on the telephone yellin' in the yard   About a whole lotta nothin' and it's gone too far      So can you send out someone like they do on TV   I'm talkin' 911, emergency   Send help quick, Lord, there ain't much time   Someone's wrecking this heart of mine      She kicked my dog and slammed the door   Stole my heart and my brand new Ford   No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone      You should've heard the things she said   As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed   And I got a bad bad feeling that   We ain't seen the end of her yet      Well, officer, officer, it ain't no lie   I ain't good looking I'm a pretty nice guy   At church on Sunday and at work all week   Just tryin' to make a living for the lady and me      And though she may be pretty she's mean as a snake   I need protection for goodness sake   I've done taken as much as I can   I ain't Schwartzenegger, I'm only a man      She kicked my dog and slammed the door   Stole my heart and my brand new Ford   No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone      She killed my lawn and all the trees   Ripped my big screen color TV   And now there ain't no tellin'   What next she'll be doing to me      Well, I don't understand how this trouble and strife   Can go hand in hand with the love of my life   But there ought to be a little price to pay   For treatin' a man and his dog that way      She kicked my dog and slammed the door   Stole my heart and my brand new Ford   No, she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone      I still recall the words she said   As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed   Keep the lights on honey, 'cause you know   I'm coming back for the rest   Yeah, and I got a bad bad feeling that   We ain't seen the end of her yet