I'm an artist honey you'll see me sometimes   Making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes   Costume changes performed with poise   Dancing in formation with a couple of boys      I take them on the road with my reel-to-reels   I'm an artist honey you know how that feels?   It's the greatest show with the best effects   Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes      It's the greatest show with the best effects   Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes   It's all about wonder the power to be   Like thunder expressing electricity      It's the greatest show with the best effects   Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes   Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes      Call it performance, call it art   I call it disaster if the tapes don't start   I've put all my life into live lip-sync   I'm an artist honey you gonna get me a drink?      It's the greatest show with the best effects   Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes   It's all about wonder the power to be   Like thunder expressing electricity      It's the greatest show with the best effects   Since Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes   Disco-Tex and the Sexelettes