Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid      See you on the TV   Call you every day   Fly across the ocean   Just to let you get your way      No one understands me   Where I'm coming from   Why would I be with someone   Who's obviously so dumb?      Love comes   Love grows   Every time you rise to meet me   Take my hand to greet me      Love comes   Love grows   And power can give a man   Much more than anybody knows      Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid      Before we ever met   I thought like everybody did   You were just a moron   A billion-dollar kid      You flew up all the way   Like a hawk chasing a dove   I never thought that I would be   A sacrifice in love      It comes   It grows   And now we're tied together   Everybody knows      Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid      Is stupid really stupid   Or a different kind of smart?   Do we really have a relationship   So special in your heart?      Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid      I have to ask myself   Like any lover might   Have you made a fool of me?   Are you not Mr. Right?      You grin   I pose   It's not about sincerity   Everybody knows      Oh oh, I'm with stupid   (Stupid)   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   Oh oh, I'm with stupid   (Stupid)   Oh oh, I'm with stupid      Is stupid really stupid   Or a different kind of smart?   That's how you stole my heart   I'm with stupid