She sang the best she'd ever sang   She couldn't ever sing any better   A Mr. Davidson never rang   She knew he would forget her   She'd seen him there   And put herself to ransom   He had stared   He really was quite handsome   She had really looked her best   She couldn't ever look any better   But she knew she'd fail the test   She knew he would forget her      Triumphant was the way she felt   As she acknowledged the applause   Triumphant was the way she'd felt   When she saw him at the dressing room door      She was happier than she'd ever been   As he praised her for her grace   But his expression changed, she had seen   As he leant to kiss her face   It ended there   He claimed a late appoinment   She quickly turned   To hide her disappointment   She ripped her glittering gown   Couldn't face another show, no   Her deodorant had let her down   She should have used Odorono