Baby Britain feels the best   Floating over a sea of vodka   Separated from the rest   Fights problems with bigger problems   Sees the ocean fall and rise   Counts the waves that somehow didn't hit her   Water pouring from her eyes   Alcoholic and very bitter      For someone half as smart   You'd be a work of art   You put yourself apart   And I can't help until you start      We knocked another couple back   The dead soldiers lined up on the table   Still prepared for an attack   They didn't know they'd been disabled   Felt a wave, a rush of blood   You won't be happy 'til the bottle's broken   And you're out swimming in the flood   You kept back you kept unspoken      For someone half as smart   You'd be a work of art   You put yourself apart   And I can't help until you start      You got a look in your eye   When you're saying goodbye   Like you wanna say "hi"      The light was on but it was dim   Revolver's been turned over   And now it's ready once again   The radio was playing "crimson and clover"   London bridge is safe and sound   No matter what you keep repeating   Nothing's gonna drag me down   To a death that's not worth cheating      For someone half as smart   You'd be a work of art   You put yourself apart   I can't help until you start   For someone half as smart   You'd be a work of art   You put yourself apart