Well he came looking for me with her arms open wide   Like some long lost friend of mine   She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?"   I said, "No, I don't believe I do"      So she looked me up and down   And undressed me with her eyes   Then she said, "You've got everything I need   You got everything I want", so I said, "Okay"      "You can wear my hat, you can have my coat   You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it   You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks   Come on take my bag, it's yours"      "If you love it   You can have it if you love it   Ain't no problem if you love it   Come on take it if you love it"      So her friend came up to me with a pen and paper in her hand   Expressing some interest in the number of my room   She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?"   I said, "No", she said, "Can I appeal to you?"      So I looked her up and down   And realizing her insinuations I blushed   She said, "Listen babe, you don't know me   No, you don't know me but you owe me"      "And I love you, yes, I love you   Put your arms around me 'cos I love you   And I got all your records and I love you"   So I suggested      "You can wear my hat, you can have my coat   You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it   You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks   Come on take my bag, it's yours"      "If you love it   Well you can have it if you love it   I got no problem if you love it   Come on take it if you love it, love it   Come on love it"      Well later on that day this guy came to me   With a scrap of paper in his hand   He said, 'Hey buddy, can you sign your name for me?"   I said, "Why, do I owe you money?" he said, "No"   I said, "Listen pal do I know you? Have we ever met?      Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper?   He said, "I love you, I don't know you but I love you   Like my brother I love you put your arms around me 'cos I love you"   I said, "Hey let's not rush things"      "You can wear my hat, you can have my coat   You can take my shirt 'cos I don't need it   You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks   Come on take my bag, it's yours"      "If you love it   You can have it if you love it   Ain't no problem if you love it   Come on take it if you love it, love it   Come on love it"      Ain't no problem for me if you want it   Take my hat, take my bag, I don't need nothing      You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat   Come on, wear my hat, wear my hat   You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat   You can wear my hat, come on, wear my hat      You can take anything you want   Take my bag, it's yours      You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat   Come on, wear my hat, you can wear my hat   Wear my hat, wear my hat   Come on, wear my hat, come on, wear my hat