I know what you think   It's clear as mud in your eyes   We're the plastic posers and prostitutes   You've obviously come to despise      But you don't know nothing   You're not hot enough to matter   You don't understand it's the glamorous life   A dream that no one can shatter      We're shameless   We will do anything   To get our fifteen minutes of fame   We have no integrity   We're ready to crawl   To obtain celebrity   We'll do anything at all      I'm ambitious   Believe me, I'm going to be big   I'm a slave to glamour   Applause and clamour   My makeup, my wardrobe, my wigs      Don't call me pathetic   I'm harder than you'll ever guess   Relentlessly tough for when the going gets rough   The tough get their picture in the press      We're shameless   We will do anything   To get our fifteen minutes of fame   We have no integrity   We're ready to crawl   To obtain celebrity   We'll do anything at all      Anything, anything, anything at all   Anything, anything, anything at all   Anything, anything, anything at all   We'll do anything, anything, anything at all   It's going perfectly alright   How dare you?   Do you know who I am?   It's an absolute disgrace      Tell me you love me   Admit it, you're really impressed   Would it not amuse you for me to seduce you   Have you ever seen me undressed?      We're shameless   We will do anything   To get our fifteen minutes of fame   (Give me fifteen minutes)   We have no integrity   We're ready to crawl   To obtain celebrity   We'll do anything at all      We're shameless   We will do anything   To get our fifteen minutes of fame   (Give me fifteen minutes)   We have no integrity   We're ready to crawl   To obtain celebrity   We'll do anything with anyone   Go absolutely anywhere   For anything at all      I'm terribly sorry