Hey headmaster, what's the matter with you?   Why you always so serious, why so blue?   All the kids in the school all have seen you   Being patient with the boys who fool you   When you used to hit them with your ruler   So independent too      Hey headmaster, what's matter with you?      There's a crisis rumored in the school   The boys have cut their hair short to look cool   Examination time is drawing near   Disintegration of the football team   No one seems to want to play for real   In classroom, club or pool      Hey headmaster, what you gonna do?      There's an invitation in the post   To a reading party on the coast   Pack your bags up, you old bibliophile   Get together with your friends, who will   Give you time to think and time to kill   With independent hosts      Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?   Hey headmaster, aren't you gonna go?