at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie   kept thinking this is not a good   this is a picha pie   and i spent o so many nights   just eating my tortang talong   and i grew strong   because of my tortang talong      biglang may box, from outer space   nakita ko sabay kinuha ko   yung box from outer space   binuskan ko at nasindak   may picha pie sobrang laki!   tinikman ko within 5 seconds,   naubos ko parang mani!      ngayon ako, ay ganito   kung 'di ka picha hut o sheki's   you're not welcome, ina mo!   ngayong sa akin picha pie   ayoko nang mahiwalay   para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay      cos now I love my picha pie   as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive   i want all my garlic beef   pepperoni, double cheese   ang picha pie... o picha pie.... penge!      you took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat   gusto ko pa ng picha pie   ngunit ang pera'y di sapat   and so I spent so many nights   just feeling sorry for myself   it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?   ngayon ako ay nagipit!   hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip   medyo mahal ang picha pie   you can't expect it to be free   that's why I'm saving all my money   para mayroong pambili      [look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!]   (huh? picha pie!)   [no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!]   (pi-cha pie)   [pi-]   (pi-)   [zza!]   (cha!)   [pizza!]   (picha!)   [nononono, nonono