Good evening   Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong   We have taken control as to bring you this special show   We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving      Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk   Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection   Home of the extraterrestrial brothers   Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb      Coming you directly from the Mothership   Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power   So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums   And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man   Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up      Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do   If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know   Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines   Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio   Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?      The desired effect is what you get   When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship      Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming   Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me   Once upon a time called, 'Now'   Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"   I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on   Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home      Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on   That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses   So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top      Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while   Sounds like it got a three on it though to me   Then I was down South and I heard some funk   With some main ingredients like   Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie   It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?   W E F U N K, We-Funk      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on   Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home      Gettin' deep   Once upon a time called 'Right Now'   Ain't it funky now?   Far around   Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on   Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home      Yeah   We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on   Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home      Don't stop, get down   Talk, blow your horn   Pee you   Wants to get funked up   Well alright      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up      Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as   We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection   Home of the extra terrestrial brothers   Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb      Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker   Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming   Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me   Yeah, yeah, P.Funk      Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut   Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up   I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on   Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home