I don't mind being confined   to LA state prison    cos i would drive with DU eyes   i cause some collisions   they tell me now that my appeal has been denied   and that the sentence is now bonified   how bout a chill that wont insult my severe pride   like somewhere on upper west side   with a waterslide oh no   even though they say im shady   i am really so refined   i need a cleaning lady   i cant do time   robert blake and o j simpson   they both get off scott free   i drive without a liscence   they throw the book right at me   it sucks to the highest degree   haaa haaa   i went ape on a sex tape   the guys all went gar gar    now i must make my jail escape   i miss my chiuaua   my friend nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way   she'll probably get parol then float away   because she ways zero   even though ive got the glamour   even though my clothes are fab   they throw me in the slammer   britney gets rehab???   they put me in big house    sounds like a movie pitch   heiress goes up the river    ends up as somebody's bitch   they cant do this to me im rich   aaah aaah   and now i am digging a ditch   aaah aaah   my roommates a woman named mitch