She was a Baptist    He was a model   She said she never had a drink but she’s gonna eat the worm out the bottle   Chugging on the jug of life   He found Jesus    She found her G-spot   It took her 21 years and a couple of beers to make the world stop   Waiting for the end to come   And they don’t mind dying      I’m just living on a perfect day   Riding on a perfect wave   Waiting for the end to come   Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay   Never let it slip away   Waiting for the end to come      She was straight edge, he was pre-med   Found em ankles and ears in the backroom dancing with the dead heads   Sucking on the breast of life   With a shot glass, chin strap, carburetor, mud flap   Can’t afford a chicken so you got to buy a hooker in a hatch back   Waiting for the end to come   And it smells like Monday      Ahh and I don’t even care I want no death bed regrets   So stop ringing that bell 'cause I’m not finished yet      I’m just living on a perfect day   Riding on a perfect wave   Waiting for the end to come   Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay   Never let it slip away   Waiting for the end to come