We decide to get away    And have some fun    Book a room and catch a flight    For two weeks in the sun    She says, "Hawaii's too expensive."    I say, "Barbados isn't bad."    She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda."    And I say, "Woman, are you mad!"       Bermuda Triangle    It makes people disappear    Bermuda Triangle    Don't go too near       But she    Doesn't see my angle    And she thinks I'm being dumb    So Bermuda Triangle    Here we come!       Lying with my woman on    The island sand    I look up and see her with    A stranger, hand in hand    I see her sitting on his blanket    I see them going for a swim    And when I run to find my woman    I find her running after him!       Bermuda Triangle    Makes my woman disappear    Bermuda Triangle    Don't go too near    Looking    At it from my angle    Do you see why I'm so sad    Oh Bermuda Triangle    Very bad!       Lying lost and lonely on    The island sand,    When a lovely stranger says    Hello and takes my hand    And soon she's sitting on my blanket    And then we're going for a swim    When I say, "what about your boyfriend?"    She turns and waves goodbye to him!       Bermuda Triangle    It makes people disappear    Bermuda Triangle    Don't go to near    But look    At it from my angle    And you'll see what I'm so glad    Now Bermuda Triangle    Not so bad!