I'll never be sad, and I'll never be lonely   I'll never be hungry and I, I'll never be homely   And I never make a noise when I'm kissing a boy   Amen amen      Old John Paul is keepin' a tab   In his big red folder   At night he is dreaming   Of hollow candle holders   Big is the weight of the world   On his shoulders   Amen amen amen amen      Yeah, he's keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to himself   And he sees you keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   Yeah he's always keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to himself   Always keeping those dirty little, oh yeah      Shakin' the tree baby   You should be shaking the bed, yeah   You know you're rocking the boat, baby   She'll be rocking your head   All the family's watching   60 minutes instead   Amen amen amen amen, yeah      You're keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   You're keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   Yeah, you're keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   You're keeping your dirty little wiggley fingers      They'll send you flying right out of St. Francis Xavier   With a note to your daddy about your unspeakable behavior   And who in the hell is gonna be your savior now      Everyone says that love is a labor   So I guess you go call a sex line   If you want to love your neighbor, baby   I'll just standing right here and I'll just get safer and safer   Amen amen amen amen amen amen amen amen   You know I'm always      Keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   Keeping those dirty little wiggley fingers to yourself   They'll send me flying right out of St. Francis Xavier   With a note to my daddy about my unspeakable behavior   And who in the hell said I need a savior anyhow      I got the dirty little wiggley fingers   I got the dirty little wiggley fingers   I got the dirty little wiggley fingers   I got the dirty little wiggley fingers   I love the feeling of the wiggley   I love the dirty little wiggley   I love the feeling of the wiggley   I love the dirty little wiggley   Dirty little fingers, yeah