I can wash out forty four pairs of socks   And have 'em on the line   I can starch and iron two dozen shirts   'Fore you can count from one to nine      I can slip up a great big dip up of lard   From a drippings can   Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping   Be back before it melts in the pan      'Cause I'm a woman   W O M A N   I'll say it again      I can rub and scrub   'Til this house shinin' like a dime   Feed the baby, grease the car   Powder my face at the same time      Get all dressed up   Go out swing 'til 4 a.m. and then   Lay down at 5, jump up at 6   And start all over again      'Cause I'm a woman   W O M A N   I'll say it again      If you come to me sickly   You know I'm gonna make you well   If you come to me all hexed up   You know I'm gonna break the spell      If you come to me hungry   You know I'm gonna fill you full of grits   If it's lovin you're likin'   I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits      'Cause I'm a woman   W O M A N   I'll say it again      I got a twenty dollar gold piece   Says there ain't nothing I can't do   I can make a dress out of a feed bag   And I can make a man out of you      'Cause I'm a woman   W O M A N   I'll say it again      'Cause I'm a woman   W O M A N   And that's all