Increase Mather told her dad, yeah    "I roundly disagree with you    You're vocal style's to preachy    All the yokels mock your teaching."    But Cotton, he was just so oblivious    To all their cutting pleas       Soon the townfolk took to it,    In every pew they looked to him    For guidance just like eyeless lambs    Awaiting that ol' kabob stand    The skeptics formed    The nation's born    They want to have it, Cotton's dream    But Increase had them mounted    And they burned on open fires    So the word spread just like small pox    In the Sudan       The gentry cried:    "Give it a day!" x6       Years and years have passed    Since the puritans invaded our soul    Just like those arab terrorists    You'll never know    But today the gods can't make us quake,    We see our lives as situations    Eyes are eyes and teeth are teeth,    Well mine are rotten underneath    I got two ways we can separate from the clan       If I could fly...I...could...fry       I hope you profited from this bulletin    And it stabilized your land    You're drenched, you're fired,    Your Alzheim clan, but    Your father is another one of them    I don't wanna mention him again, cause    I talked to him last night,    He hates my guts    We had a fight    And he called you a slut girl,    Why's that?    What did you do to him to make him think...?