Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh   Look at him   Look at him   That geezer   That geezer   What geezer?   That geezer   You see him, he's so dusty   He's a M-I-N-G-E-R, minger, minger, minger, minger      Run 4 cover   Run 4 cover   Run 4 cover      When you see dem minging boys you better      Run 4 cover   Run 4 cover   Run 4 cover      When you see dem minging boys you better      Slut, slut, get outta my way   Get back to the back of the queue 'cos your butters and blow   Can't have my number so leave me alone   'Cos you're wasted, wasted, wasted   Need a face lift   Pushing them pushing them mans to the side   Pushing them pushing them mans to the side   (repeat chorus)      10 time say   La la la la la la la la la la   So you think you may have a chance one day   But no way no way   'Cos you're not my type and I don't like you, right   So go away just go away   Wow just seen me a guy   That's so perfect   Knows how to work it   He's got that charm   He took my arm   Whispered in my ear things   I long to hear   But urgh, urgh, me must be tipsy   How could me think that boy was sexy   Turns out turns out he was the minger   I was so shocked nearly turned into Thriller ah   In such a rage   Me had to tell that minger to move from me face   But he never listen   Still onna me case   Onna me case in de place in de place   (repeat chorus)      Follow, follow, follow, everywhere that me went   Though me try hide, boy pick up me scent   Run 4 cover a so me try   But this boy was too quick too too sly   Appearing shouting in my earring   Nearly lost my hearing   From his breath oh my oh my   It nearly choked me to death   His breath 'cos it was so stank   And I cannot deny it, had to tell him   It stank   I'm sorry Frank but we will never be   So can you please stop pestering ME!   (repeat chorus)      Galling galloing long about your business   'Cos we don't wanna know 'cos you're ugly like so   You're too galling galloing long   You're too galling galloing long   You're too galling galloing long about your business   'Cos we don't wanna know 'cos you're ugly like so       This is for all you mans that think you’re buff   Well you’re not buff…you’re just rough…like carpet fluff