Sunday's morning paper told me my luck's gonna change   If I could only learn to act my age would I keep from sleeping   Things I read the things I hear my lesson instead I stay so gullible   Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna end   I don't need time to gather up my friends cause I haven't any   Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible   You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson   Instead I stay so gullible, I'm gullible   Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible   You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson, instead I stay so gullible, go