On the TV there's a picture frame with two separate photos in it    My two sisters that's just about the closest they've been    My folks will tell you they've been that way forever    I can't remember the last time they were in the same room together       You'll hear stories about how they used to fight    Screaming slamming doors keep the neighbors up at night    And me their evil baby child brother    Just about the last thing they have in common with each other       Two sisters everything is awkward, tense    Don't know each other and it doesn't make sense at all    Two sisters both led lives extreme    Tried to erase any similarities       Married, single, secure, a floating balloon    Tried to forget the fact that they both came from the same womb    Two sisters a deadly combination    Avoid it at all costs it's not worth the frustration       Maybe a brother and a sister would be best for all    Two sisters had so much in common    Now they don't know each other at all    You thought that they'd grow closer with age    You were mistaken, they'll go to their graves apart    Not regretting what they didn't do    Never missing the sister that they never knew       Maybe the friendly sibling myth is a scam    I don't know any siblings that walk around holding hands    Maybe we all expect too much of them    Not only to be sisters but also to be friends       Maybe two sisters need to fight scream and weep    Maybe if two sisters don't fight    Then two sisters will never speak    Keep your theories and parent psychology    It doesn't hold with me       A frame with two separate photos in it    Is the closest that my two sisters have been    A frame with two separate photos in it    Is the closest that my two sisters have been    A frame with two separate photos in it    A frame with two separate photos in it