Lady whiskey, such a sad sight   Stumblin' as she walks   She even hates herself sometimes   Keep her clear, for it's Saturday night      Drowns her sorrow   Eases her pain   Waits for tomorrow   When she'll do the same again      Lady whiskey's got a man   Man is just like her   Try to fit the key in the door   He comes home on Saturday night      Drowns his sorrow   Eases his pain   Waits for tomorrow   When he'll do the same again      Lady whiskey's got a son, got a daughter, too   Son don't play, but the daughter's on the way   When she comes home on Saturday night      Drowns her sorrow   Eases her pain   Waits for tomorrow   When she'll do the same again      Lady whiskey, she gets sick   When she goes downtown   One day drink's gonna put her down   She won't come home on Saturday night