Intro: (Ol' Dirty Bastard)Hooooo! Heeeeyyyyy! Heeee Haaaaaaa! HoooOOOOoo!She blew in like corn breezeTall, brown skin, her weave like palm treesI wear cocoutsDip my dunk in between your donutsDon't want it if it aint no slut, bitch!Father said touch groundLike playin' SnoopDon't invite me, I tear the fuck downWhite boys cut my toupeeSeven-day resta, on screenplayI smoke MCs, slayAint nutten to bus' assBullet him, get 'im fast!Bitch, I don't break outPass to the next grassThe dog piss on MCs like treesGot mill's but still grill that ol' good welfare cheeseHooooo! (etc.)Shame on a nuh!Who try to step tuhThe Ol' Dirty Bast', put my foot up your uh!Bitch, you walk around with you bra too tight'S alright, you still gon' get fucked tonightHo!(Method Man: Stinkin' ass ho!)You're the type of bitch, don't appreciate shitNever had shit, so you won't be shitThat pussy there couldn't satisfy a hair on my bodyTreat me like a Lord, and slobber me down(slurp, slurrrrrp)Doo-doo brown!Tossed salad!Aww, you on some shit nowCallin me a dog, well leave a dog aloneCause nuthin can stop me from buryin' my boneIn the back yard of someone else's houseOl' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dogged outHere comes Rover, sniffin' at your assBut pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grassThat means ho, you been shitted onI'm not the first dog that shitted on your lawn!Hoooooooo! (etc. out)