By: Steve WynnJohnny 'whooped' and threw up his handsand said it doesn't get much better than thisJaney found a tarnished heartand threw me a desparate kissAnd I was trying every lockto try to find a key that would fitI grabbed my hat, picked up my shoescollected everything I could useand I made my way out alive with the Woodshed BluesJohnny kneeled and measured his feetfor the idiot's hall of fameJaney shined a tarnished heartand told Cupid to take gameand I raised a toast to Peggy Lee'cause there had to be more to this gameI grabbed my hat, picked up my shoescollected everything I could useand I made my way out alive with the Woodshed BluesI grabbed my hat, picked up my shoescollected everything I could useand I made my way out alive with the Woodshed BluesJohnny finally got a clueand he headed far around the bendand Janey put away her heartand moved in with a very good friendand I put my toes in the waterand I jumped back in againI got my hat, picked up my shoescollected everything I could useand I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues