I love my car   I'll admit today I've gone too far   To enamour myself of my little motor car      I love my dog   I love my pussy cat, I love the rat   That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettes      I wish I could say the same for you   The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but   I won't see you      I've got a head like a soaking sponge   I've got a tongue like a little slug   I won't be bugged by trivia      I love my Carl   I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al   I could even find it in my heart to love Mike Love      I wish I could say the same for you   The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to   see you smiling