Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again   If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do?   He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day   And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because   It's bound to be less boring than today   It's bound to be less boring than tomorrow      Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say   Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway   Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep   She was into S&M and bible studies   Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me   Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one   Her cup of tea, she would admit to me   Oh but her cup of tea, she would admit to no one      Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information   The vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmation   Saint Theresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovely   But it doesn't interest, the only things she wants to know is   How and why and when and where to go   How and why and when and where to follow   How and why and when and where to go   How and why and when and where to follow      But if you are feeling sinister   Go off and see a minister   He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever   la la la la la la la      When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion   So she got a special deal on renting   From the man at Rediffusion   "Look at me! I'm on TV   It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor   Now I'm in a million pieces", picked up for deliberation   By the people listening at home   By the people watching on the telly   By the people listening at home   By the people watching on the telly      But if you are feeling sinister   Go off and see a minister   He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever   la la la la la la la   la la la la la la la   But if you are feeling sinister   Go off and see a minister   Chances are you'll probably feel better   If you stayed and played with yourself