Here's a new dance that you all can do    Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?    Sit back and relax `cos it's good for you    Baby, baby, what's he gonna do?    what's he gonna say?    He's takin' my breath away    Well if you're tired of doing the Boogaloo    And you're afraid of doing the Swim    `Cos you think you will drown    In the noise of the record    And the klutz on the floor    He ain't there anymore    `Cos all you wanna do    Is be alone at the bar    All you wanna do is be alone at the bar    You wanna drown in your cocktail    You wanna leave with the laundry    If your mind is trippin'    But your disc is slippin'    Here's what you gotta do -    Nothing    In any tempo and any rhythm    C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac    C'mon back do the sacro-iliac    I said c'mon back do the sacro-iliac    Well it's easy    Here's the new dance that you 'll wanna do    So easy    Don't want to annoy ya with my paranoia    Now I'm doing the dance that is good for me    Baby, baby, what's it gonna be?    I ain't no Astaire, but I've a right to be    Baby, baby, when's he gonna learn?    Where's he gonna stay?    He's taken my breath away    Well I'm bored with the beat of the Shing-a-ling    And the Lindy is leaving me cold    `Cos I've never been freaky or funky or laid back    And the lush on the floor    Isn't me anymore    And I never ever wanna be alone    At the bar    Never ever wanna be alone at the bar    So C'mon Mac do the sacro-iliac    C'mon back do the sacro-iliac    Won't you c'mon back do the sacro-iliac    C'mon back do the sacro-iliac    Won't you come on back do the sacro-iliac