She's engaged to an industry man   Got an old rent controlled and a brand new sedan   I'm on hold with Con Edison   The space heater went dead again      She played the cop, I played the martyr   She got the rock, I rocked the party   She got the credit and I got carded      I have hardly grown up since you met me   I might never grow up if you let me   If I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again   I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in   Because I have hardly grown up since you met me      I never learn but I like to pretend   And I've got lots of company in my circle of friends   She never calls but she never forgets   She's got a secret tattoo with my home address      She told the truth, I told the story   She got the goods, I got the glory   She's never wrong and I'm never sorry      I have hardly grown up since you met me   I might never grow up if you let me   If I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again   I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in   Because I have hardly grown up since you met me      And sometimes I wish I could be more like you were   And sometimes you wish you could be more like me      You've got that look in your eyes and you're clicking your teeth   You've got the answer on the tip of your tongue   You've got an itchy trigger finger and you're pointing at me   With the barrel of a loaded gun      She's gone away and she'll never return   'Cuz I never met a bridge that I couldn't burn      I have hardly grown up since you met me   I might never grow up if you let me   If I had to do it all over, well I'd do it again   I'd come running right back to all the trouble I'm in   Because I have hardly grown up since you met me