I won't take a bitch to my house   Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!   If you want to splak, I know you're down like that   We can go to this place by the railroad track      It has a room with a view, just right for two   Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood   Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses   A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in      A video screen, of you and me   So don't be camera-shy; I won't let nobody see   You can lounge around in your silky nightgown   Just take off your bra and pull your panties down      'Cause I'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door   You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours   'Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock   You know what it's called, the Fuck Shop!      Now bitches and sluts, I'm down with 'em   And there's a place where I get with 'em   It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat   A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back      With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls   Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all   No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws   And raise that ass so I'll splak it all!      So bend your ass over, I'll get it from the back   Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack   And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell   Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell      It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,   'Cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass   So if you're down, we'll hit the spot   You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!      The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet   When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak   It's better than any hotel room   Just right for a secret rendezvous      So when you're on a mission, one late night   And you're looking for a spot where the price is right   You can come on in for an hour or two   But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!      When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky   This is the spot when you're low on money   Pick her ass up when it's after dawn   Jump in the ride, head to the park      No need for candle lights, panel doors will do   In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo   So if you got a trick, head to the spot   You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!