Excuse me can you help me straighten up my head?    I got a new friend by the name of mr Z.    Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see?    Hmm... If I had a choice yo i'd rather be me    You see he's kinda not like kinda average kinda guy    Kinda say what make you kinda say why    Did you see that what he did to his cat    It's all big and fat and now it wears caps.       Here we go agian.       Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life    with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.    Works all day tryin' to make ends meet    just the same as everybody does down his street.    Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car    but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.    He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.    Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore.       Yo you gotta sit back relax while    I hit you with a tale of a guy    Who would try but he's always gonna fail    M I S T E R Z he doesn't realise    that it wasn't really meant to be    him up at the top he never wanna stop       The fool up in the pool doin' a big    belly flop    now even sunbathing he could never get    it right    cause he even tried to do it in the middle    of the night.       Here we go agian.       Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life    with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.    Works all day tryin' to make ends meet    just the same as everybody does down his street.    Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car    but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.    He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.    Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore. (repeat until end)