When the moon arises on the western sky   and the vampires are out on the sly   at times they have trouble finding necks to bite   that's why I cook up in my roon tonight...   My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood   (her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)   Drac came to me one night at 12   and said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf   I exclaimed 'don't fret!' i'll give you on fix   of my newly regenerated mix   I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood   -she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated   blood-      It gives you quick relief you see   from fang aches and corpusle deficiency   Natter! consuming my laboratory brew   will make a new vampire out of you   It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood   that riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood   Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch   now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch   if you're biting mre necks enjoying it less   try my new non-carbonated best   My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood   -her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood-