I once knew a pirate named Bob   B O B, Bob was a drunken old slob   But Bob made it to the top      I once knew a pirate named Bob   B O B, Bob was a drunken old slob   B O B, Bob, 'bout as dumb as a rock   But Bob, he made it to the top      He said, ?You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine   You have your lemons   And I'll have my limes"      "Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes   You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine"      He said, "I'd rather make love   Than have a war   I rather make millions   Than to ever be poor"      "I'd rather be happy   Than to have anymore   Guess I'm a little tangled in a vine?      You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine   You have your lemons   And I'll have my limes      Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes   You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine   I'll swing from mine      Now, you swing from your tree   And I'll swing from my tree   And we'll all be happy sometimes      You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from my tree   We'll all be happy sometimes      You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine   You have your lemons   And I'll have my limes      Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes   You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine      You have your whiskey   And I'll drink my wine   You save your dollar   And I'll spend my dime      You swing from your tree   And I'll swing from mine   We'll all be happy sometimes   And we'll all be happy sometimes