I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor   I winked at every pretty girl comin' in and out the door   Yellin', ?Hey bartender, how 'bout two more??      Bottle by bottle I'm clearin? off that shelf   And I feel so good that I'm not quite myself   Now, they're tellin? me that I gotta find someplace else   Well, guess what      I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   I've been thrown into better places than this   I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss      Well, I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime   Now, they're actin? like havin? fun is some kind of crime   If it'll make you feel better mister, I'll tell you one more time      I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   I've been thrown into better places than this   I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss      Now, you can call me a taxi   And you can call me a cab   I know you're gonna call me something   When I can't pay this tab      I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   I've been thrown into better places than this   I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'   If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss   Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss