If the sun's too hot cool it if you can   Better go out and get yourself a five cent fan   And fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool it   Honey till the cows come home      Just met myself a new girl and her name was Sue   She said, "To make love to you, honey tell you what to do"   You gotta fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool it   Honey till the cows come home      My mamma's in the kitchen, I just heard that back door slam   Come out of that kitchen honey, quit scorching that ham   And let's just fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool it   Honey till the cows come home      Well, I got six months in jail, my back turned to the wall   Fannin' that thing was the cause of it all   So fan it, fan it, gotta fan it and cool it   Honey till the cows come home