Come on, come on, yeah      Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night   Buck wild, 'cause yo, that's kind of my style, check it   On the town with a girl named Kay-Bee   And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way      I was straight out illin', why do I say so?   'Cause yo, my girl was home chillin'   Fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin'   It was called Lay um, Jay um, somethin'      I was ready to attack her, unh   Giving the sex look like Dracula   A little bit of soft music playin'   And Don Perrier, it was on, know what I'm sayin'      Every thing was lovely, but then   What the damn, my girlfriend walked in   Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread   Oh I'm dead, mayday code red      My oh my, what am I to do?   Gotta get away, 'cause my girlfriend's coming through   Um Jay, I gotta, um, well, see, there's well, this, um, excuse me   To the back with the mucho-quickness      My girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses   I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk   But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump   Exit stage left, quickly plan B      Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me   Crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick   Like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick   Heart poundin' a round a mile-a-minute      This time I really done did it   Down on my hands and my knees on the floor   I'm looking at the front door   Ready, set, make the dash      Her back is turned, maybe I can get past   I almost made it, but then, damn   She turned her head   Code red      Break it on down, damm      All was perfect, the ship was sailing,   But now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin'   I kept on runnin' even though she saw me   And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me      I watched a little TV   Phone started ringing 'bout 12:23   I picked it up real slow, and said   "Mmm, hello?"      She wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk   Girl made my head hurt   I tried to be as cool as I could be   I said "Hey, it wasn't me"      She wasn't having that melody   Needless to say, she left me   Another brother just couldn't control his head   Another one, code red