Hello?   Yeah, this is Prince, whose this?   Yo, what's up baby, how you doin?   Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip   You know that, right?   Ah come on   You been tellin me that for years   You're a little bit older than me, you know?   You're 30 years old and I'm 20   Age ain't nothin but a number, baby   Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong   Heh   Hey look, I know that, I know, I know   I can't sport you around in my Benzito   And take you out to dinner and be seen   You know   That's cool, though   I tell you what   I tell you what   Got sumthin that can remedy for this problem   This is what I want you to do   I want you to get a globe, right?   I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby   Pick anywhere in the world   And I'll take you there   We'll be together, alright?   You with that?      Greek mythological gods are inferior   Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior   Any man can look and see where the curves are   It takes a real man to find where the nerves are   Women like huggin, kissin and caressing   And a slow undressing   Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude   Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon   Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate   It's really not appealing to then when the fella gets   All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle   You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though   Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a   Nice restaurant is always a winner   Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date   She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait   Because a woman is a gift to a man   They like you real hard but with a gentle hand   So get your act together cause if you're trippin up   If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up   All of y'all slack man, cause what you're lackin   I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man   Everything ain't always the way that it seems   I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams      Yo, what's up   Yeah, this is Jeff   Yeah I heard you talked to Prince today huh   Yeah let me guess   He's young but strong   Yeah   I kind a figured that   Let me ask you a question   Did he kick the globe line on you?   Yeah I thought so   I heard that before too   Look, I'm not into geography   So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go   Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room   Because I'm not into that   You know, all I'm asking for is 60 minutes of your time   And I can set the whole record straight   You know what I'm saying      I'm not trying to say nothing that's hard or complex   Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex   I win your loving with a paid vacation   You know I'm more into a intellectual stimulation   I make your mind feel good your body follows it   I pour loving in, your mind swallows it   I'm not dissing Prince, cause he's my friend   But boys'll be boys and men'll be men   Ladies, your battery's unstable   Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables   Fourteen thousand volts of pure intimacy   That's enticing to you   Yeah, it was meant to be   Don't debate the great flow of fate   Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate   Think of me and you makin love as a team   I'm Jazzy Jeff baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams         Yo Jeff, what up, hop   What's up, man   Hey, I heard that you was trying to talk to my girl   Man, what's up with that?   What, your girl   Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was trying to talk to my girl   What's up   Nah, it ain't even like that, you know   If you was kickin stronger game   She wouldn't have to call me   Stronger game   Yo, you was tryin push up on my girl   I wanna know what's up with that   Once again your girl   Yeah   I think you better get the record straight, man   Ah   You said my girl was pushing up on you   Ain't too much to be pushing up on!   I mean that's true, you know   But you know you kickin that 'spin the globe' and all of that crazy stuff   She ain't with that   Aight, aight, aight   We ain't even gotta go into this   Hey, I'm confident in myself   I'm sure you're confident in yourself   We'll let her decide   Yeah, you know   We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot   Cause that's where she gonna be tonight   Oh ha -dinner   You better hope she can make it to dinner after she had lunch with me   Oh yeah?   Yeah, word up   You lead it off I end it off   Yeah alright, homie   You better check yourself before you wreck yourself   Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared