Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince(will smith)listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble   But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble   So next time a girl gives you the play   Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away      Just last week when I was walking down the street   I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet   I walked up to her I said hello   She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know   But by the way sweetheart what's your name   She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine   I said my name is the prince and she said why   I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy   But enough about me yo let's talk about you   And all the wonderful things that you and I can do   I popped some cash and in a little bit of time   I showed some cash and the girl was mine   I took her over town I wined her and dined her   She ask me did I like her I said well kinda   All of a sudden she jumped out her seat   Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street   She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging   So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin   She got mad looked me dead in my face   Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape   I got scared when she started to yell   So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell   I was duckin through alleys right and left   But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death   I was arrested charged with agrivated assault   (yo clancy we got him)   But it wasn't my fault   Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble   But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble   So next time a girl gives you the play   Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away      I was in a bar one friday night   Cooling watching a mike tyson fight   I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla   When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila   I responded by saying hello   She paid for my drink and then said let's go   20 minutes later things were starting to cook   As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots   The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses   She started winking and making little passes   At me she pat me close that's when she got bold   She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold   We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing   Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring   I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek   And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets   I felt that it was time for me to make my move   I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove   I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue   A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you   Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin   And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb   I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go   I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window   Just my luck we were in a snow storm   And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm   And to top the night off I had to break in my place   Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case   I was done sneezing and coughing   I hope this doesn't happen to often   But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble   But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble   So next time a girl gives you the play   Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away      Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point   Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do   Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example   Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here      I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year   It was my girlfriend betty I said hello dear   I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert   (I'm wit it)   It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready   (yeah)   Aight fine see you then betty   I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth   Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ? ? ? ?    Got to betty's at eight I was ready to jet   Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet   I sat there for at least an hour   It was ten after nine before she got in the shower   9:35 she comes downstairs   And said I need a little longer to finish my hair   At ten o'clock we had then missed the show   She comes downstairs and says let's go   Go where go to sleep I'm gone   I was steamin like a demon as I drove home   But it just goes to show   Not trying to bust your bubble   But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble   So next time a girl gives you the play   Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes   Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away      Jazzy:   Man first your parents just don't understand   Then you having these crazy nightmares   Prince:   I know why me man why me   Jazzy: what's next   Prince: now these girls man you know how it is   Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em