Want some whiskey in your water   Sugar in your tea ?   What's these crazy questions   They're askin' me?   This is the craziest party   That there ever could be   Don't turn on the lights   'Cause I don't wanna see      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come   That ain't no way to have fun, no      Open up your window   Let some air into this room   I think I'm almost chokin'   From the smell of stale perfume   And the cigarette you're smokin'   That'll scare me half to death   Open up the window,sucker   Let me catch my breath      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come   That ain't the way to have fun, so   That ain't the way to have fun, so      The radio is blastin'   Someone's knockin' at the door   I'm lookin' at my girlfriend   She passed out on the floor   I've seen so many things   I ain't never seen before   I don't know what it is   But I don't wanna see no more      Mama told me not to come   Mama told me not to come   She said   That ain't the way to have fun, so   That ain't the way to have fun, no            Mama told, mama told   Mama told, told me, told me   Mama told me, to told   Mama told me not to go, no no   That ain't the way to have fun, no   That ain't the way to have fun, so   That ain't the way to have fun, no