Well, it's a story that's been told before   But this time there's a twist   I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss   I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin   My wife left me for my girlfriend.      Like thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night   A ninty-one suburban with a loaded forty-five   Well, I called up the authority, where would I begin   My wife left me for my girlfriend.      She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true   She loved me with a passion, yeah, my wife did too   I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it   My wife left me for my girlfriend.      Now, I know what you gals are thinking   Yeah, that bastard got what he deserved   And in the battle of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred   But I just want the both of them to came back home again   My wife left me for my girlfriend.      Well, I even asked my lawyer, he said, "Son, it seems to be a trend."   My wife left me for my girlfriend...