I'm rather upper class high society   God's gift to ballroom notoriety   I always fill my ballroom   The event is never small   The social pages say I've got   The biggest balls of all   CHORUS:   I've got big balls   I've got big balls   And they're such big balls   Dirty big balls   And he's got big balls   And she's got big balls   But we've got the biggest balls of them all   And my balls are always bouncing   My ballroom always full   And everybody cums and cums again   If your name is on the guest list   No one can take you higher   Everybody says I've got   Great balls of fire   CHORUS   Some balls are held for charity   And some for fancy dress   But when they're held for pleasure   They're the balls that I like best   My balls are always bouncing   To the left and to the right   It's my belief that my big balls   Should be held every night   CHORUS   And I'm just itching to tell you about them   Oh we had such wonderful fun   Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...   Ball sucker