I heard he was gonna marry some girl from DenverThen my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with herThere was the girl on the social pageLookin' in love and all engagedWe decided she don't take a very good picture(Chorus)It may be my family's redneck natureRubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behaviorIt sure ain't Christian to judge a strangerBut I don't like herShe may be a stranger who spends all winterBringin' the homeless blankets and dinnerA regular Nobel Peace Prize winnerBut I really hate herI'll think of a reason laterI drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a markerChildish, yes, but she made such a thin little targetI couldn't be happier on my ownBut I've got the slightest of a jealous boneAnd seein' her with him tends to enlarge it(repeat chorus)Inside her head may lay all the answersFor curin' diseases from baldness to cancerSalt of the earth and a real good dancerBut I really hate herI'll think of a reason later(Spoken) Well, it was just one toothDid I mention I don't particularly care for her?She makes me sick...