I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper,    I'm gonna daub myself with glue,    Stick some stamps on top of my head;   I'm gonna mail myself to you.       I'm a gonna tie me up in a red string,    I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too,   I'm a-gonna climb up in my mail box;    I'm gonna mail myself to you.      When you see me in your mail box,    Cut the string and let me out;    Wash the glue off my fingers,    Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.      Take me out of my wrapping paper,    Wash the stamps off my head;    Pour me full of ice cream sodies,   Put me in my nice warm bed